Újra itt vagyok. Zoli éppen ma írt levelet, hogy hol van már az új bejegyzés. Valahogy mindig pont azon a napon kérdez rá erre a témára, amikor leülök a gép elé blogot írni. Van ebben valami nagyon misztikus :-) Szóval, ha a új cikket szeretnétek olvasni, Zolinak írjatok. Ő majd "rágondol" a blogírásra, én veszem az adást, és már írom is a blogot :-)
Két hosszú, mozgalmas hét van a hátam mögött. Az elmúlt két hétben sok-sok olyan dologgal ütöttem el az időt, aminek nem sok eredménye mutatkozik a jelenben :-) Talán majd a jövőben fognak hasznot hajtani ezek a dolgok, remélem. Az elmúlt két hétről majd legközelebb írok.
Most jöjjön egy újabb napi vicc, én pedig elkezdem írni a "Melbourne diák szemmel, 3 hónap után" című bejegyzést.
De még a vicc előtt szeretnék megosztani veletek egy jó hírt is. A blogot megtalálták a spam-elő genyók. Minden nap kapok egy-egy hulladék hozzászólást, ami balatoni utazást vagy hegyi szállást hirdet. Komolyan elgondolkozok azon, hogy letiltsam-e a névtelen hozzászólások lehetőségét. Bár ezt egyelőre nem tartom jó ötletnek.
A mai angol nyelvű vicc egy picit kapcsolódik a számítástechnikához és köze van a Micro$oft-hoz, bár a vége talán fárasztó :-) Azért egész jó, bátran olvassátok el Ti is. Találkozunk holnap.
Heaven or Hell?
Bill Gates dies and finds himself in purgatory, being sized up by St. Peter. "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. Up here we are all using Windows, but we can't decide whether it's a good thing or a bad thing. I'm going to do something I've never done before in your case; I'm going to let you decide where you want to go." Bill replied, "Well, what's the difference between the two?" ,St. Peter said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly, if it will help your decision." "Fine, but where should I go first?" "I'll leave that up to you" "Okay then," said Bill, "Let's try Hell first." So Bill went to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters and lots of bikini-clad women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about.The sun was shining; the temperature perfect. He was very pleased. "This is great!" he told St. Peter. "If this is hell, I really want to see heaven!" "Fine" said St. Peter, and off they went. Heaven was a place high in the clouds, with angels drifting about, playing harps and singing. It was nice, but not as enticing as Hell. Bill thought for a quick minute, and rendered his decision. "Hmmm. I think I'd prefer Hell," he told St. Peter. "Fine," retorted St. Peter, "as you desire." So Bill Gates went to Hell. Two weeks later, St. Peter decided to check on the late billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell. When he got there, he found Bill, shackled to a wall, screaming amongst hot flames in dark caves, being burned and tortured by demons. "How's everything going?" he asked Bill. Bill responded, with his voice filled with anguish and disappointment, "This is awful! This is nothing like the Hell I visited two weeks ago! I can't believe this is happening! What happened to that other place, with the beautiful beaches, the scantily-clad women playing in the water?!???" "That was the screen saver," replied St. Peter.
Glossary
to size someone up = to examine someone
call = a decision
I'll leave that up to you = I'll let you choose/decide
bikini-clad = dressed in bikini
frolicking about = playing in an active, happy way
to drift = to move slowly on water or in the air
enticing = very pleasant or interesting so that you feel strongly attracted
retort = to reply quickly in an angry or funny way
late = describes someone who has died recently
shackles = a pair of metal rings connected by a chain that are used for fastening together a prisoner's hands or feet. To shackle: to put shackles on someone
anguish = extreme unhappiness caused by physical or mental suffering
scantily-clad = wearing very little clothing
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